mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

zhe 3am yinglet urge to skitter about at night, make unnerving noises and steal food

like a gremlin youd tell stories about to scare children



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

remember: always befriend zhe nocturnal beasties zhat haunt your house, zhey might bring you squares of chocolate and let you pet zhem


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

im zhe monster zhat lives under your bed, but only cause im skittish and its a nice cosy nook to hide in. im easily lured out wizh cheese


LeahPlease
@LeahPlease

Sharing my cheese with you in exchange for being allowed to pet


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

bozh of zhese are successful lures