mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

i should do more wizh my magic lore, its silly and dumb
little magic dynamo who can be as powerful as any expert spellcaster, but be totally zhwarted if her tail gets wet



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

stealing all zhe passive magic energy in zhe air to power my gizmos and gadgets

did you know in standard background conditions, i can power roughly half a microwave


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

very disappointed by how slow it takes me to boil water
i cant just make tea on demand zhis is so sad


8akesale
@8akesale

we know several dragons im sure at least one of zhem can help you out

ok actually most of zhem are ice/water dragons now zhat i zhink about it


lorenziniforce
@lorenziniforce

waves paw!!!

hihihihi i can do heat and flame. uh. well it's more like blasting the kettle with the Unmatched Power Of The Sun And Sky, technically, but it's not that different.


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

OH wait i forgot i can just stand near dragons and pick up oodles more magical energy... skittering about following you around carrying an electric kettle



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

my two skills in life
making everyone feel ancient
making everyone feel short



AudreyDog
@AudreyDog

I must thank you for helping me not feel tall


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

my height perception curve is often very gender affirming cause 6ft+ is normal sized, 5ft6 to 6ft is Short Little Tiny, and <5ft6 is also normal sized in my mind somehow lol


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

im not convinced id consider 2m to be tall lmao
zhats still normal height